Gingerbread Cookies – You Suck at Cooking (episode 70)

all right today we’re gonna make gingerbread we’re gonna start by taking half a cup of butter and 3/4 a cup of packed brown sugar so the bitch then we’re just gonna use an electric Hwang jingler until it’s all fluffy it’s like the texture of frosting we’re gonna take 1/3 of a cup of molasses you can also use straight-up Road tar this stuff is as slow as thick water a large faceless egg and a little bit of water keep in mind you only need minimum Wangler to to get this together feel free to dispatcher lies the sides Hey now another Bowl around two and a half cups of all-purpose flour and spoon of baking soda 1/2 teaspoon of salt couple teaspoons of ground ginger 1/2 teaspoon of ground nutmeg exactly 1/2 teaspoon the cinnamon and half a teaspoon of that pumpkin pie space I’ll see youse all space you could also put in cumin won’t taste good though we’ll use a Neolithic hwang-ji glare on this stuff and make sure to introduce the powder slowly while you’re laying gently and otherwise you will end up with a clumpy bowl of regret a lot electric line jangle all right know what you gotta be new it’s gooey it’s combined perfectly we did it now form this into a steaming pile of gingerbread dough it will take some plastic wrap and we’ll drop it on there into a disc and we’ll put the blanket over and make it cozy we’re gonna chuck this in the fridge for an hour now put this stuff in the sink for 24 hours and see if you get lucky I’m gonna feeling too good lately so I’m gonna whip up a hot toddy which is basically medicine you take a cup of hot water some fresh squeezed lemon juice some fresh squeezed honey and some fresh squeezed whiskey if you don’t drink just skip the whiskey besides some people say it makes you want to fight I don’t think it’s true Oh Christmas Duff I can never punch should be able to treat this like a wheel but you should never treat your dough like that let’s also flour our cylindrical compression tube roll it out until it’s the thickness of approximately 1 gingerbread cookie now you can take a gingerbread man cookie cutter and press that in then throw it on your pan but are you gonna feel good about yourself tomorrow probably personally I don’t need the man telling me how to cut my gingerbread man you know any mean I’m gonna cut it myself the way Jesus would have done it oh look a gingerbread pineapple yam oh wow a gingerbread hammer yes please I appreciate hard work got the young go on three fungo and we’re gonna bake those for eight to ten minutes so we got the classic gingerbread man which is great if you’re lazy we’ve got the awesome gingerbread man looking awesome kind of like the thing got a gingerbread pineapple and citrusy gingerbread Hammer you could actually use that if you wanted to I think it was supposed to be a gingerbread ghost it does look pretty scary but not as scary as gingerbread Slenderman got the Illuminati a realistic corridor a loaf of gingerbread we’ve got gingerbread dog slash moose slash dinosaur slash nightmare we’ve got a gingerbread human centipede brat monster truck and gingerbread scent or just kind of like the ultimate battle of a monster truck versus scent or remember if you’re bad at wrapping gifts like I am there’s a far easier way to do it you just trace the side of the box cut out the rectangle and just glue it straight on to the box it’s really easy and the more different kinds of paper you use the better it looks you can also use a variety of glues what are you doing in blocked oh I didn’t mean it you didn’t mean it like you didn’t mean the grilled cheese sandwich like you didn’t mean the chocolate peanut butter balls like you didn’t mean a cereal like you didn’t mean the craft supply it’s all over the place I apologize you’re gonna have to find any place to live in LA I only want to please just go I was making the pizza for you your thing about this is it saves a lot of paper and it wastes a lot of glue that’s looking pretty good so I’m just gonna slide this under the tree our open Wow and color-blocked oh come on good luck no over here the block though you’re my best friend hey let’s build a fort [Music] good job in Dokdo we’re gonna be friends our whole lives I’m coming for you buddy and walked out [Music] tomorrow [Music] and locked out how are you buddy I’m so cold I don’t gal that’s possible and hungry wow that’s confusing I didn’t quite catch that are you okay okay so you’re get or you’re not good do you want to come inside pin lock down I want to go pin block 2 and block dough pin block dough don’t what happen no he died what dead chloride guard I mean I’ve been in the garage and hopefully hole thought out in the spring but uh yeah well that’s really sad deliver gosh Devin okay by the way I got you your Christmas present Wow Merry Christmas buddy [Music]

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